Friday, January 28, 2011

Why do?

Why do:

  • we see some Malaysian engineers put their safety construction hats on the rear dashboard of the car, but not on the empty seats?
  • we see some Malaysian motorcyclists wear their jackets front to back?
  • we see some Malaysian motorcyclists wear their ponchos without buttoning up, thus getting wet? What's  the purpose of wearing it in the first place?
  • some Malaysians greet their friend by saying "makan" when we meet at the restaurant when clearly the person is eating?
  • some married ladies make it an obligation to match-make singletons?
  • some married people have affairs yet they are curious why some people remain single?
  • some married people have affairs yet they tell single people "Getting married is the best thing in my life". Really?
  • we have to put up with morons at work?
  • we have weirdos at work?
  • we have to put up with annoying relatives?
  • they say forgive and forget. Forgiving is fine, but if you forget about it, are you not bound to make the same mistake in the future?
  • we celebrate birthdays yet dread the fact that we are getting older by the year?
  • they censor words like "beer" on the Malaysian radio and TV, but put "arak" as the subtitle?
  • people say newborns are cute, when all newborns look the same?

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